Who are you?

This is who I am. xD

I just asked a girl for her number, to which she made a face, and said, "I don't think you're serious."

Let me explain, her expression wasn't saying, "GTFO, I'm better than you," but rather, "I feel like I'm being set up/trolled."

I countered (weakly), "Why do you think I'm not serious?" (LOGICAL RESPONSES NEVER WORK. GOTTA AVOID EM IN THE FUTURE.)

She rejected me in the end.

You know how I coped? I made a THEORY.

That's right, I made a THEORY, about BEING SERIOUS.

REIKAI'S THEORY OF SRSNSS

If you're being serious about being serious, well done. You'll be serious.

If you're being serious about being silly, congrats. You'll be silly.

If you're being silly about being serious, you may end up being silly.

If you're being silly about being serious, you may end up being serious.

If you're silly about being serious while being serious about how silly you're being while you're being serious and silly, you may be hit with an F5 tornado. General consensus is to avoid this option.

SHOULDA HIT HER WIT DAT THEORY